(via mememaster)

eat-pray-queeef:

mindofcourtney:

Meg: WHY IS HE DOING THAT?? I DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!

because he’s awesome. kay? 

eat-pray-queeef:

mindofcourtney:

Meg: WHY IS HE DOING THAT?? I DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!

because he’s awesome. kay? 

(via surprisesecks)

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

DONALD DUCK KILLS TERRORISTS - Modern Warfare 3 - (Part 3)

  • Some guy: Someone didn't take their fucking meds.
  • Dez: YO MAN I TOOK MY MEDICINE YOU LITTLE FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU WANNA TELL ME I DIDNT TAKE MY MEDS HOW ABOUT I TELL YOU I DIDNT TAKE YOU TO DINNER LAST NIGHT IM SORRY ALRIGHT I HAVE A JOB SOMETIMES I CANT TAKE YOU TO DINNER EVERY NIGHT BUT I STILL LOVE YOU
  • Some other guy: heeheehee

This is the only summer movie worth seeing!

This is the only summer movie worth seeing!

(via xtremecatlady)

friskyserket:

“ask a parent before going online”

(via underaplasticspoon)